Monday, October 10, 2005

brooms, bedsheets and my bowels

a freaky story...

so last week my friend Nirpal, poor fellow was involved in an accident around 10pm sunday. the dude was rear ended by a drunk woman. she rammed into him at such speeds his car took flight and hit the car infront, causing him to be sandwiched. he was stuck in his car, cause the doors got jammed and the by standers had to help him out of his car by yanking the door loose. poor fellow had a few bruises but nothing broken just his ego. this is the second time he has been rear ended like this since he got his car, dude i don't know if its cause you're a Punjabi everybody seems to bang your backside, heahaheahe.

not over yet...

so then after he settled everything here the dude headed back to Melacca almost around 1am. reaching Melacca on the highway, pitch black and raining. the dude suddenly sees this motorcylce dude cut across him, avoiding him he steers onto the slow lane, where there is a body lying in the middle of the road, avoiding the body the swerves again, this time another car was avoiding him, he avoids the car, engine stalls. another car nearly rear ends him again, on the same day! weird how the students in Melacca are all ending up in road accidents. dey, Singh be carefull man.

you know besides me cleaning my house, (which i am really liking) sleeping and the on and off Diarrhea i'm suffering, i dunno which i like best, dozing off on my porcelain throne or on the sofa tired from cleaning. i think today i am constipated instead.

Bangsar Pasar Malam..

Ric : soo! hows life?
Me : SUCKS
Ric : why? no job?
Me : yeah that too, and my best friend always FFK me...
Ric : hey..where got (apek voice)

after 3 times of saying 'eh, wanna go out?' i finally get to see his sorry excuse of an ass. i think this is like what, the third time i'm seeing him ever since i got back from the UK. bastard always ask me to drive up to 1U to see him not once driven down to see me! hey, you still have to make it up to me for blowing me off two weekends back!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor fella your friend. Kena rear-ended. Luckily no cracked ribs or anything but got new nickname, probably 'Purple Nirpal'...LOL :-D

Bangsar Pasar Malam sucks man. I think my dad told me it switched to Sundays instead of Saturdays.

mr jp said...

hahaha , rear-ended .. i get it. ok , not funny ...

Unknown said...

funny, if its not you...

Unknown said...

you know Jonny, i never go to pasar malams...dunno why, always hated them. but not the food, love the food..

the roti johns, the appambalik, the sugarcane juice...

ashlin said...

aiyo jonny...bangsar pasar malam change to sundays aeons ago la

Anonymous said...

Hey Ash, it was still on Saturdays when I was in KL. But don't like the Bangsar pasar malam...the one in Taman Desa is better. Gotta go travel agent to book tickets soon!!!!

ellie ng said...

wait a minute...why was there a body lying in the middle of the road?

mmMmmM...pasar malam.i agree,love the food,hate the people.no manners.havent been to one in ages thanks to horrible malaysians who push and shove.

mmmmMmm...bangsar...my fav banana leaf rice...mMMmmm...

sorry,damn PMS causes cravings.

Unknown said...

Jonny, don't tell me you coming down to go pasar malam eh?

Eleanor, i dunno, thats why its a freaky story...

Anonymous said...

Dude, tickets for CNY next year but have to first get clearance from boss. See how, but good to get to the tropics in the dead of winter.

Pushing and shoving... mmmm... that's half the fun , no? Well, the Bangsar market is packed into tight streets so inevitable that there will be plenty of meraba-ing.

Banana Leaf rice = Brickfields??

ellie ng said...

jonny...banana leaf rice shop along the pasar malam lane.they'll fry the fried chicken for you on the spot rather than to give you soggy fried chicken left out in the cold the entire day.

Unknown said...

Eleanor, are you talking about Nirwana? you know once, Ric, Navein (another friend of ours) and me cleared the shop of its fried bitter gourd.

the whole idea of banana leaf rice is to enjoy vegetarian food but if you really wanna try non-veg, there is this place is Penang, 'die and go to heaven' delicious.

btw, this saturday my mom, i think will be cooking, banana leaf style food.

ellie ng said...

yarh,nirwana...seriously love that place.oh,the bittergourd...each time i ask them what it is,they tell me something different.so i've been told it's snakeskin, fried bananas,onions,etc.

Unknown said...

heahaehahe....snake skin???