Stereo-typed Characters

Have you ever seen Bob Gunton play anything else other than the jerk who's authority you just want to defy?


Or James Cromwell play any other roles than the dad who put his career before his kids only to regret it later?


And I've personally never seen Glenn Morshower in a none military role.


I wonder if Hollywood has a list of actors that they can pick off for only certain roles... If real life was a movie God's watching. Damn, I'm out of one of those list too!

Things I Hate On The Road!

1. Uncles who drive big luxury cars and think that the price of the car includes a first class lease hold to the right lane!

2. Botox faced aunties who drive luxury sports cars like it's a Myvi stuck in second gear!

3. Mak Ciks driving big SUVs or MPVs who can barely see the road and take FOREVER to make one turn of the steering!

4. Fellow brown brothers from Klang with their white Proton Wiras, dark tint with the All Blacks sticker, Sean Paul blaring out of their cheap stereos. Reason I hate them is cause they think they are Mike SueMacha and drive like pussies and just stare at anyone who go pass them!

5. First year students studying in KL from god knows where and drives a Kancil. FOREVER FUCKING LOST!

Speaking of lost...

6. Out of towners who keep signalling left, then right, then left, then right, then left then right! Get proper directions or buy a fucking GPS or better still stay home!

7. Bloody white expats who think they are awesome drivers, fit for Formula One! If you were fit for Formula One, you'd come to Malaysia only once year you moron! Drive like a normal person and stop bullying people!

8. Drivers who get into a MINOR fender bender and stop on the extreme right lane IMMEDIATELY to check the damage and exchange information. MOVE to the nearest emergency lane and then do you business LAAAR!

9. Drivers who think they are of average speed and are in the middle lane. MORON, if the left lane is going faster than you it means you are of a SNAIL'S PACE!

10. The numbnuts who can't seem to stick to one lane and worse still doesn't know they've invented something called an indicator!

Breakfast Puzzles

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."


He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Kahwin, Kahwin Dan Kahwin...

How many more la?? Falling like flies here!

Where Did We Leave It...?

India.....

It's far from over. And much worse if that the clarity that I've had since being there is slowly but surely fading. What can I say; my mind is fickle. Leave it to me to take something pure and twist it up all into a tango of blueness and gray.

On a more healthier and delightful note; How many of you are actually shocked with gruesome pictures painted into your mind that Bulat has started working out?

To wrap things up for today edition of ramblings; I'm sorry, Bangla Petrol Kiosk Man!