Friday, July 20, 2007

i love the solitariness

isn't it great when you're left all alone when you're doing your job. just me and my technicians doing what we do best. i love this...

it's when we have a bunch of idiotic morons a.k.a. MANAGERS show up and start giving me a bunch of ideas they think is a great epiphany, dumb bozos, couldn't tell the difference from their foot and their shoes. every single of them think they're the Einstein of Manufacturing.

well as long as i ignore them, i'm in peace, MUAHAHAHAHA.....

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The order of pheonix???

i don't get the Harry Porter craze, can somebody explain?

Apek: eh wanna watch Harry Porter ahh?
Me: well i guess if you dragged my arse for Charlotte's Web, i think i can do Harry Porter

but i'll be honest, i've not been following the Harry Porter thing. i went for the first one and slept in the cinema, my gf (then) had to elbow me cause i was snoring. Navein and Nirpal dragged me for 3rd one, can't remember which one is that but it's the one with the flying gryphon.

but here's the best part of all the craze of harry porter. the actually made a porn movie called Harry's Porters, HAHAHAHAH.....but honestly i don't fancy the whole movie, though someone told me there's a hot chick in this one, hmmm...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

why don't you take me to

Crazy Town, which is where i live!!!

so this morning on my way to work, i saw a guy in his boxers and nothing else BUT his boxers standing by the shoulder of the road. now if you thought that weird. 2 nights ago i saw a woman adjusting her boobs in the park. she practically took her boobs out, adjusted her bra and put them back in. she was stacked so i'm not complaining...

but i seriously think my neighborhood has had it...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

i need a date

for a wedding on the 1st Sept, any takers?

Invest in a woman

It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me. Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life. Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come....

What do you get in return? You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naïve and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away. The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here). She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.

On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning .

When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future. Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day. Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with your friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?

And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know...to work. Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life..If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you ..Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness with her and help her to be the man of her dreams..

i recieved this in an email today, anyone care to rebate this?

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

movie mania...

oh i finally watched all the blockbusters...

Shrek 3, watched
Pirates of the Caribbean 3, watched

and a shocker,

Surf's Up, watched

which brings me to the fact the dude who plays the voice of the lead character in Surf's Up is Shia Labeouf. the dude plays the lead in Disturbia and Transformers. now how many summer movies did this guy make?

on a totally different note, is it just me or is Hilary Swank hot. i mean you don't see much of her on the covers of magazines like Angelina Jolie or Beyonce. okay, it's just me then. i think Hilary Swank is hot.

oh yeah, and another one of the Kensettians is getting married. oh man, i'm definitely getting old. and i was reminded to get a date for Ric's wedding. few things to scratch out this time around; no.1 don't be the only indian in a chinese wedding. no.2 if i am, then bring a date and no.3 don't wear a black suit.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

French Grand Prix...

the last one at Magny-Cour???

well it was well worth watching Ferrari charge back to the front (in your face McLaren). it was also amazing to see Michael Schumacher at the pits, now the official word is he is the teams race advisor, sort of like a mentor to the drivers and the race directors but the unofficial word is that he is secretly testing the car and heavily involved in the car set-up for raceday. i dunno, could be true (boy i wish he is back into the corkpit of a Ferrari)

but i'll be honest, since last year i've had a new admiration for Fernando Alonso. he is definitely the new 'no guts, no glory' drive of Formula One. every season there's bound to be one and for a very long time, we finally have one who is making it stick.

back to the title, if this is the last Magny-Cour race, definitely will miss it. Michael Schumacher won his championship there it 2002 beating non other than the man who took over his seat in Ferrari, Kimi Raikonen.