Thursday, March 03, 2011

The Scale Never...........

Dear Santa,

Seeing how this is my first time writing in to the North Pole, I wasn't too sure on how early is too early. But if this does come to you as a tad bit early and pushy, I do sincerely apologize. Next Chocolate Cocoa is on me, kay? *wink

Now, I've been quite naughty in the past. I know I don't have to tell you, you're the man with the LIST. But I thought if I came clean and confessed to some of the things I've done, seeing how it is the spirit of forgiving and 'giving' and all... You'd put me back on the list! It makes sense, right Santa?

See, I'm quite a simply guy with a simple taste; So come this December, I'd like to have me'self one of these simple little boy's toys; Toyota FJ Cruiser. Preferably in Army Green, with the TRD 17" Black Alloy Rims and the FJ Auxiliary lights in the front and the top. The spare tyre cover, you can surprise me! I'm not that picky...



Aside from being simple, I'm quite a reasonable guy too. So Santa, you have till December if this letter somehow doesn't convince you that I deserve my toy, or else say goodbye to Mrs. Claus (last seen leaving the candy store). Like I said, I'm a reasonable guy, give me a call or something aye? We'll talk more. You take care now Santa, and send my love to Donder, Cupid, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Blitzen, Vixen and Rudolph...

Warm Regards,
A good kid!

p.s.; Mrs. Claus makes a fantastic batch of butterscotch cookies...!

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Bang Head Here

As frustration builds up, there is but only one thing left to do; SCREAM!

How difficult is it to be efficient? I put forward this question as globally as I possibly can. I've worked with the Swedes, the Germans, the Japanese, the all famous Americans and how not to forget the very diverse of them all, the Malaysians.

I have to say, that each of them bring forward a flavour that is unique in itself. I've never met a more professional than that of the Swedish. I've never met any more an efficient and cohesive unit than that of the Germans. If precision and perfectionism had to choice a country to reside, I think it'll pick Japan. The attention they pay to the minute details is awesome. Gun slinging, gung-ho, take no prisoners, bring it on... You take your pick how to describe the Americans. Their attitude towards the subject is always high spirited and most of all they know how to make things more interesting, even the most mundane of work...

Now the Malaysians; if we can first drop that huge ass ego of ours. Then, not to focus on the color of the other person's skin. Finally, if we can just learn to do things the right way, first time, straight away. I'd say we can out do any of these fellas above.

Indians; I shall just continue to bang my head till I start burning calories...

The Heat Is On....


Me: It is freaking hot outside!
God: I'm just getting warmed up, son....