Thursday, February 24, 2011

~Fris~Ba~Beeeee~

What fun would there be playing with a Frisbee without a German Shepherd dog at the other end trying to catch it, right? So seeing how it's been a long time coming, here's my next mission; Teach Butterscotch Baby how to catch a Frisbee!

Step 1:
Buy about 5 discs. Look for discs that are specially designed to reduce risk of injuring your dog. Floppy ones are the safest bet.

Step 2:
First encourage your dog to take the disc out of your hand. Give her flattery remarks when she does, like "Yes" or "Good Girl"...

Step 3:
Play tug with her gently with the disc. Always let your dog win. Don't rip the disc out of your dog's mouth. She'll assume she's not suppose to bite it...

Step 4:
Throw the disc so it rolls on the ground. Dogs love to chase them this way. It helps them learn to zoom in and "target" the disc and pick it up.

Step 5:
Finally, simply throw the Frisbee.

Step 6:
Prepare to be amazed. Before you know it, your dog will be leaping up and gripping that Frisbee in her teeth.

I can't wait to try it!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Simba

"When the all mighty Lion enters center stage, everyone notices. Don't worry, if you didn't notice he'll take the extra effort just to make sure you do! This dramatic, creative, outgoing and sometimes radical sign has the keyword magnetism for a very good reason. Fiery and self-assured, a Leo's charm is almost impossible to resist. Whether it's time spent with family and friends or the efforts on the job scene, a Leo is going to bring a lot to the table. The Leo's majestic presence alone can brighten up any party, hence why he is always on the guest list"

Here's what I wasn't told;
The Leo unfortunately has abundance of arrogance, stubbornness, inflexibility, self-centeredness and laziness. But if you really wanna tick this roaring but sensitive beast off, try ignoring him! Better still give him a reality check and if that doesn't bring him charging down on you like you're a gazelle then just tell this Lion, he is NOT the King Of The Jungle!

*In case you missed it, that was you cue to run for your life*

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Code Of Thundera

I'm 31 this year and yet it's so fresh in my memory the day I sat down at watched my first episode of Thundercats back in 1985....

My family was HOOKED on it and that's putting it lightly. I remember my dad and uncles coming home from work early just so they could also catch that 5.30pm cartoon and if they couldn't make it, they'd call ahead so we'd record it for them. Even my grandmother knew not to change the channel to another soap-opera during Thundercats. Haha!!!

The word of a new aged Thundercats being released come this summer has got the kid in me doing cartwheel and I pray they don't ruin it for me. Once again, we can re-live the code of Thundera; Truth, Honor, Loyalty and Justice. THUNDERCATS...... HHHHOOOOOO.....!!!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Most Diabolical Leader Of Our Time ~ Lex Luthor

Don't you just hate the super good villain?

I mean come on, no one goes the to the cinema to cheer on the bad guy to win, right? But there have been villains who were simply too good to be real, that for once, you'll go; "Oh, fuck the protagonist..."

Remember Kevin Spacey in Superman Returns? I could have sworn the movie should have been titled, Adventures Of Lex Luther! And now they're making another Superman movie. Here's a tip for the producers, if someone like Gene Hackman shows up for the auditions; just go ahead and kill Superman in the plot. The movie will sell!

What's worse is that they keep casting these unknowns for the part of The Man Of Steel. I mean come on guys! I'll be the first to admit, there is no replacing a one Christopher Reeves! The dude was a picture perfect Kal'El himself straight out of the comic strips. Can't we find someone with a little more grit to his name and a little more bust to his acting in this next movie... Puhleassse!

(That Smallville dude is the safest bet!)

London Dekha, Paris Dekha....

India was once the world’s first civilization. It was a country revered by the rest of the world as having technological and sociological advances far beyond that of any European or any of its neighboring Asian countries. But the India as we know now paints a far different story what it once was. The country stands third in rank to be plagued with poverty, only edging over countries like Bangladesh and Nigeria. What has happened? Why has India taken an evolution in reverse? What went wrong in the chain of progress? These are the type of realization questions that needs to brew in a citizen mind and it will evoke a thought process to overcome such a situation.

As a citizen, there is little they can physically do. The government may come up with many action plans but it will not be effective or efficient enough to clean up 200 years of a backdraft. There has to be a cultivation in a culture that strives for excellence in everything we do; from our daily task to our life goals. There is a spreading disease amongst the Indians called ‘Chalta hai’ that needs to be eradicated from their minds and that is where they need the government to focus on. How to change the mentality of the citizens?

The government can introduce a plan to control the oversized population but what use is a ruling over people who don’t understand why there is a ruling or what is the need for it? The government can also seek to provide literacy for the people, but what use will that do if they themselves take no effort to learn? The government can create thousands of job opportunities and again it will be pointless if the people are too lazy and ignorant to understand the need for individual and community growth.

What is the difference between an Ambani and the average Indian? What made Tata Birla the household name that it is today and why can’t an ordinary ‘bhai’ of the streets of Chandni Chouk set himself to be like Mr. Birla? What was the basis that motivated Vijay Malia to fly high in the air as compared to the hundreds of men dragging rickshaws in the city of Calcutta? Why is it that this country ranking third among the poorest of countries can also produce some of the top ranking millionaires in the world?

There is blockade in the people’s progress and the guilty party is none other than themselves. There is this culture amongst the average Indian; “Minimum effort exerted but maximum expectation on the returns”. And as a citizen, how can they break this blockade? Simply by starting at home, they should teach their young ones of the promise that was once India. They should teach them of progress and possibilities that lie ahead of them when the right amount of effort and dedication is shown. There has to be a revolution within oneself to rise beyond the call of duty. The average Indian has to spearhead his own progress without waiting for some form of opportunity, he has to plow his own path to success. The average Indian cannot stop to blame another for his losses but pick himself up and move on to bigger and greater heights. This mentality is what pushed Japan, which was once a bare wasteland, effects of an atomic bomb to now becoming what is one of the most advanced cities in the world.

Can they do it? Time will tell…

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Cause We All Walk Under The Same Moon

In Malaysia, we are well accustomed to the 'tidak ape' attitude. We know about it, we bitch about it but at the same time we do nothing to change the situation.

Here is where we are similar to the Indians;
A Malaysian will be 30minutes away but when questioned, he'll say; 5minutes, on the way. On the other hand an Indian will be 5 minutes away but when questioned, he'll say; 30minutes, on the way. The first is 'tidak ape' the second is 'chalte hai'. Both bears a venomous fruit to society. Being inefficient is not a crime but when you cry about it and at the same time do nothing to change yourself, then I must say; hypocrisy is a crime.

While my stint here in India, I've met some very interesting people;
I met a guy from Calcutta and from the stories he has told me, I've come to believe there is a river with gold flowing through it during the summer. I met another guy from Uttar Pradesh and from the stories he has told me, I've come to believe in the winter it snows of fairy dust and magical things can happen. I met a bloke from Tamil Nadu and from the stories he has told me, I've come to believe that once a year it rains of gold coins. And from the stories I've told all these fellows, Malaysia is a place that will chew you up like cheap tobacco and spit you out to rot in the gutters.

We can learn something from each other here; Perhaps the Indian should criticize his country a little and perhaps the Malaysian should criticize his country a little less.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

The Swedish G Spot....Errmmm, G Force I Mean!

When it comes to sex, it is said that women need a reason but men only need a place.

I guess this probably inspired the article in today's paper; The Top 10 G Spots. Listing places from Namibia to Budapest to Phuket for vacation spots to get that 'orgasmic experience'.

I say they left out one such spot; The Volvo 850 T5R. The gently sloping hood provides the ideal angle and the right leverage for more bang for buck! And if that's not your cup of tea, then head over to the rear of the car where the stationwagon power train machine gives you a window of pleasure and space enough plow your every vivid drive!

Bulat misses McKayla...