Things I Hate On The Road!

1. Uncles who drive big luxury cars and think that the price of the car includes a first class lease hold to the right lane!

2. Botox faced aunties who drive luxury sports cars like it's a Myvi stuck in second gear!

3. Mak Ciks driving big SUVs or MPVs who can barely see the road and take FOREVER to make one turn of the steering!

4. Fellow brown brothers from Klang with their white Proton Wiras, dark tint with the All Blacks sticker, Sean Paul blaring out of their cheap stereos. Reason I hate them is cause they think they are Mike SueMacha and drive like pussies and just stare at anyone who go pass them!

5. First year students studying in KL from god knows where and drives a Kancil. FOREVER FUCKING LOST!

Speaking of lost...

6. Out of towners who keep signalling left, then right, then left, then right, then left then right! Get proper directions or buy a fucking GPS or better still stay home!

7. Bloody white expats who think they are awesome drivers, fit for Formula One! If you were fit for Formula One, you'd come to Malaysia only once year you moron! Drive like a normal person and stop bullying people!

8. Drivers who get into a MINOR fender bender and stop on the extreme right lane IMMEDIATELY to check the damage and exchange information. MOVE to the nearest emergency lane and then do you business LAAAR!

9. Drivers who think they are of average speed and are in the middle lane. MORON, if the left lane is going faster than you it means you are of a SNAIL'S PACE!

10. The numbnuts who can't seem to stick to one lane and worse still doesn't know they've invented something called an indicator!